He looked down at the small lump of mud and thought he could make a delicious meal. He he molded it into the shape of a small disc, with extra details taken on the the decorative toppings. A small twig. A bit of a green leaves for color.
As he took a bite of his masterpiece he realized...no matter what you make it look like, a mud pie is still not more than just dirt and water.
Alas, his stomach turned over and he ran to his mother crying.